Score: 8

"This looks so badass..."

submission: Mecha-Death: Pilot

date: September 20, 2009

If I had any appreciable talents, I'd gladly help out with this. Unfortunately, the one thing I could do, voice acting, is hampered by the fact that I have to be quiet during the day, because my brother works at night.

Score: 6

"Ouch. That was painful."

submission: The Very Bad Visual Pun

date: January 28, 2009

But then, I love horrid puns, so that's cool.

Score: 5

"A lot of the game's choices don't make sense..."

submission: Ancient Ship Escape

date: December 5, 2008

So, I'm escaping from a ship. Why on earth WOULDN'T I want a rope? Conversely, what would ever make me think I would want a single d6 in order to escape? Or that a hammer would be necessary to move <not listed to prevent spoilers>? There are just some really weird things in this game that irked me because they completely contradicted common sense.