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That was AMAZING!

That was one of the most awesome things I've ever seen! I love how you timed the song to the boss fight theme, and the effects were fantastic! Great job!

Oh God! XD

No spoilers for everyone else: the pizza thief's identity was AWESOME. That really took me back to the old days of that show.

This video was really great. I hope to see more soon!

Actually...

People really do get nosebleeds in real life when something turns them on. See, the nasal walls are really thin, so it's comparatively easy to get nosebleed, as compared to the rest of the body. In some people, when they get turned on, the increased bloodflow causes their nasal walls to break.

Now granted, your blood doesn't shoot out in a huge gout like anime, and spray all over the place, but light nosebleeds are actually somewhat common.

This was an amusing example of what would really happen if the more exaggerated version from animes did happen in real life, though.

How the fuck do you get out of the upgrade menu?! There are no buttons to do so!

Ehh...

While I am greatly amused by the incredible number of idiots who can't figure out how to start the game, the game itself isn't anything special. It's basically a gross version of Kaboom!, only there's stuff you have to dodge, too.

Just one question...

Why "samurai"? What's so samurai about this room?